⑫→if i preoccupy myself with you / will you still be angry if we're not through?

When the hell did you take that picutre.

I'm going to kill you, Uzumaki. Kill you dead.

OH C'MON. IT'S SO CUTE.

I like you in the facedown position.

For God's sake, must you say something like that every time?

It's not cute, it's mortifying and if I ever find the camera that took that picture I am throwing it out the window of my studio.

You're really blind aren't you? And hey, don't be mean to the messenger. Bi-chan didn't do that much. In fact, I'm sure she heartily objected.

(Be nice to my camera. She's a doll.)

I really don't care if it's not the camera's fault. I'm not going to sympathize with an inanimate object when my reputation is on the line.

God knows what other pictures you have on that thing.

Ah, God and me. Or maybe we really are one in the same. ♥

Wow. Why is this picture not on posters and spread throughout the city? Would it be disrespectful of me to say like he looks like a monster fag in those jeans?

Because I'm the possessive type. ...yes. Although I'd probably agree with you, since I'm pretty sure they're my jeans. (Does he have the best ass you've ever seen, or what? Perfect 10, Gaara is.)

Oh, right. Why didn't I guess that. I still think it would be hilarious, though. Of course, it might also strip half his gumi of half their respect for him, sooo... I've seen better. And uh, I'm really not that kind of a girl. Unlike you, I'm not gay for pretty boy's asses. ♥

Damn. He's so pale.

Tenten he's Gaara. What were you expecting? Barry White?

I KNOW. But still. It's kinda... whoa. Especially with the black shirt and fag jeans.

Stop calling them that.

BUT THEY ARE. NARUTO. THEY'RE TIGHT. AND BELL BOTTOMS.

Can we stop discussing the sexuality of my pants, please?

[OOC: YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S WEARING ANY PANTS. TERO HAS NO CONCEPT OF WHAT THAT WORD MEANS.]

Are you forbidding me from it? ♥

Would there be any point in me doing that? It's not like you would listen.

I honestly don't understand what this fixation on my pants is all about.

...it's not the pants, baby.

It's what's in the pants.

You're hopeless.

...-ly awesome. Yeah, I know. You don't have to tell me. ♥

Sorry, Gaara-san. Would it be inapropriate to ask if you have guys hitting on you all the time? I mean, aside from Naruto.

It's fine, I understand that sometimes people get carried away with themselves, especially when those people have prolonged exposure to Naruto.

It probably is, but it's a valid question. I used to get approached occasionally, but not so much anymore. I guess that comes with toting a gun.

And having Naruto shadow me.

... Hey. Don't demean me. My obnoxiousness is purely my own, Naruto has nothing to do with it.

Well, yeah, that is a pretty good deterrent. Naruto's not exactly that big on sharing.

No, I'm not. ♥

THEY'RE PANTS.

GAY-LOOKING PANTS.

I LIKE THEM.

JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T LOOK GAY.

BE RESPECTFUL OF YOUR ALLY OYABUN'S CHOICE IN CLOTHING, TENTEN.

I WASN'T BEING DISRESPECTFUL.

WHAT ADJECTIVE WOULD YOU USE TO DESCRIBE CALLING A SUPERIOR'S CLOTHING "GAY"?