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Well, Self, if I were given the option, I would probably just go ahead and either kill everyone I knew, or jump off a building just to fuck with 'em.

A brilliant answer, Self! But please give other students a chance to answer wrong, next time.

Of course, Self! But can't they still answer wrong? That was never a crime before.

I suppose you're right, Self. I'll just let them go ahead.

God we're hot. You know? We should get together. And somehow make babies. They would be just the most entertaining little shits on the face of the world. Like firecrackers. Only children.

We can use them as both.

Fuck yeah we can.

We should do this more often. ♥

Yeah. Yeah we fuckin' should.

So. Clone!babies. We're gunna work on that.

Fuck yeah we are.

Awesome. ♥

There is something seriously, seriously wrong with your brain.

But you like it.

And besides.

You haven't answered the question.

...You first ask them for forgiveness, because maybe they won't kill you. When they try to, anyway, you fight. And when you die, maybe you die knowing that your friends don't hate you quite as much as they did when they woke up that morning.

And no, I don't. I prefer you sane.

...I like that answer. 'Sa good answer.

'zat make me a good actor, then?

Finally lost it, hm?

Lost what?

I should think that would have been obvious, what with you talking to yourself.

...I'm not allowed to entertain myself?

Is that what I said.

Well, talking to myself is something I find very entertaining, and something you apparently find congruent with a lack of sanity(?).

So yeah.

Indirectly.

But yeah.

I neither said you weren't allowed to entertain yourself or be insane.

I merely accused you.

Of having lost something of value?

For shame, Neji.

You know I don't lose things.

I misplace them.

Is that what you do to them.

I see.

Have I misplaced you, then, Ghostchild? Is that where all this is leading?

Not at all. For one thing, that would require that I be your possession, Naruto.

Ah, but that implies the ownership of thoughts, minds, and sanities as well. If something must be owned in order to be misplaced, so must some such things be owned, dattebayo.

And I don't know quite where I stand on that.

...Cyclical nonsense aside, I am not.

Neji, I totally adore you. ♥

Is that so.

It is. I wish you'd believe me more easily.

I don't disbelieve you.

Mm. But I squander you.

You sound disapproving.

Do I...? It's unintentional. I was just thinking.

I noticed.

-snorts- Well, you're very observant. I'm not surprised.

What's your answer to the question?

My answer?

What friends.

...ow.

That stings a little.

...That isn't what I meant, though I suppose I should have realized you would take it that way.

I merely think that if my friends decided to kill me without qualm, they aren't much in the way of friends, hm?

Admittedly, you're probably right.

...I promise I'll never conspire to kill you, if that helps. ♥

The fact that you feel the need to reassure me is a question in itself.

Oh, Neji. Now how would I benefit from your death in any way, shape, or form?

I haven't the faintest.

Well, as soon as I have a better idea, I'll let you know. Although, if you can't see the advantages, I certainly can't see how you'd expect me to.