⑰→don't be the rodeo clown in my jeans / i'll be the cowbird that cuts you clean

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Seven guesses, come on.

I'm not sure I really want to know, Naruto. How is your knee?

Of course you do dattebayo. Oh, it's fine. (Aren't you sweet for asking.) Healed right up.

Shall I use all seven attempts at once, or would you prefer me to use them one by one so you can direct me to the proper answer? ...Your body never ceases to amaze me.

Any way you want, babe. (But of course I like the latter better.) You know, you're not the first woman to say that? But I like it so much more, coming from you. ♥

Flowers? Candy? A box? Dirty laundry? Dirty dishes? I'll save the last two for now. *snorts* I bet I'm the first to mean it in the "you're a medical anomaly and I'd love to run tests on you" sort of way.

Take the candy and the box, put them together, then take out the candy and make it something better. ♥ Hey, hey, that's hot too. Test me anyway you want, chica.

You couldn't just say, "take the box and imagine something in it"? ........

I wanted it to rhyme. -chuckles-

Of course you did. You're Naruto, why would you do it some other way? That was crude and unnecessary.

Exactly. See? You get it. But I meant it.

So you have a present? That doesn't mean it's okay to say.

For you, yeah. ............sorry, Sakura-chan.

...... A book? *bumps against good-naturedly* Apology accepted, Naruto.

Think edible. Good.

.....*hopeful face and voice* Ice cream? *pats shoulder*

....God, you're so cute. Not quite, though. I worry.

You say it so often I wonder if you mean it as a compliment or as a weird nickname. It better not be ramen. About what?

..."God" or "cute"? It's not ramen. C'mon, that's worth more than holding behind my back. About you, of course.

*giggles* Both, now that you mention it... It's ramen, Naruto. I wouldn't put it past you. I have no idea and I used up my seven guesses a while ago, so just tell me, why don't you? Eh? *slightly alarmed look* What about me is there to worry about? I'm fine, Naruto. Sometimes I think you worry more than I do.

...I mean them both ways. ...<ahref="http://www.ecollo.com/image.axd?picture=bento-03.jpg">here</a>. For my favorite student on the go. I'm going to make them for you every day. I really don't have anything better to do at night, a, and b, you need a good lunch to keep you smart and beautiful and strong throughout all time. Of course I do. That's my job, as your mother.

I see. ...This is really adorable, Naruto, but is it edible? And what do you mean nothing better to do at night? Are you not sleeping or something? And as for the second, are you saying I'm beginning to lack in those areas? -___- *laughs and kisses his cheeks* Thank you, mommy.