So things are either slowly getting better or quickly getting worse, and I'm optimistic enough to hope it might be the former, but paranoid enough to be sure it's the latter. It's a weird bunching sensation. I don't know. I feel like I'm hanging from a bungee cord, which is fine and all, but I'm not exactly sure how I got here, so it's kind of bothering me. When did I turn into a therapist, and why didn't I notice or demand a credential when it happened? And if I'm the patient and nobody's telling me, I'll fuck up somebody's shit. Swear to God.

Maybe I'm just waiting for everything to blow up.

Is that bad?

Doesn't my awesome just make you want to wet yourself?

Don't.

I'm just clarifying. ♥

Poker Night's tomorrow, as of now. Before you escape, Neji. ♥ You've gotta get a taste of Poker Night. You'll be happy you did. Lee, you and me can go shopping beforehand; I think I know exactly where we can go to get those oranges. ♥ Tenten, I assume you'll be helping us cook? I know the kitchen's small, but it's always fun to all be in there together.

I know what I'll be betting, you two.

I can't wait to hear what you will be. ♥

OH WHOEVER COULD THAT BE. Favorite person, baby. Never forget it. Ten-chan, I stole Bi-chan back so that I could download off her what you'd gotten so far. I think we have enough for a mini-documentary, honestly. Nothing spectacular, but more than enough to dazzle the audience of virtually any video-upload site on the internet. (You're my girl, you know you are. And I'm not sending anybody. Because you asked me not to and I trust you. Don't do anything...well. Yeah. I won't do my mother-hen piece. Either way, I sort of forgot why I bought Bi-chan in the first place.

And the picture above? Oh did it help me remember. ♥

DAY 1: Twice. This isn't looking good.

We amaze me.

We motherfucking amaze me. Sleep. You, me, now, until four in the afternoon.

And then we can think about all those repercussions or what not.

God we amaze me.

NEWSFLASH

Nara has just been assigned to work out every morning with you Lee, and you Neji. Enjoy his company. (I'm sure you will. He bitches nearly as much as you do, Hyuuga, only without the wonderful facial expressions to go with.)

Gaara, call your sister before you call me or I've given myself permission to proverbially kick the crap out of you, and you probably know the proverbial way I mean. ♥ (You want to know why, I'll talk to you about it later. I need to know where you've been, I haven't seen you around lately, and it worries me.)

Additionally, due to the somewhat tenuous nature of putting my genitals in harm's way, I'm not going to say too much about the status of Ten-chan's party, except to say that if you treat it like death it will probably be just as unavoidable.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥